When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
- That was a pretty easy catch.
- Sometimes all you gotta do is ask.
Does noone understand that James is like, the best trainer? He may not be the strongest, but he ASKS his pokemon if they want to join, seriously he’s nicer than Ash to his pokemon.
The poor man gets bitten, poisoned, chewed on, strangled, stabbed, prodded, crushed, blown up, and all manner of painful things by his pokemon, AND HE LOVES THEM ANYWAYS.
James needs his own show. Of when he was a kid or something. And his amazing gift with pokemon.
So, I live down the block from a pizzeria that pretty much makes a pizza out of ANYTHING, and they stay open till 4am.
…and 2 blocks from the pizzeria, there’s a cookie shop that delivers them fresh until 3am.
It only seems only right that I grab a couple of buddies, let em crash at my place, smoke a bowl or 2 (or 3), order some fuckin Mac&Cheese-Stuffed Ravioli-Pepperoni Pizza, HELLA Chocolate Chip & Mint Cookies, and watch “THE CELL”. Or SPAWN : TAS. (it’s been years since I’ve seen it).
…now, if I can just get a couple of days off of work.
Candy + Alcohol Enthusiast
...these are the important things in life.