how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
Yeah but your booty make you just a rapper so you ain’t gotta say shit.
This fucking wild, b. He ain’t have to do her like that.Yooooooo
"you can keep it"
that nigga in the backs face as he watched this shit unfold
"please lord dont let this nigga see me. i dont even like tootsie pops"
Skin flavored lmaoo
It’s been almost a year since this shit dropped. I thought “Control” was going to wake rappers up. I thought it was going to usher in a whole new era of dudes coming with better verses, better songs, more meaningful content. Instead, eleven months later, we’re still getting the same old watered down bullshit about women, clubs, drinks and money. It is what it is, I guess.
It’s time for Kendrick to drop that second album though. N’s is waiting.
the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????
As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening
i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.
Oooh yes these are good
"So when do I start?"
Jk don’t ask that
Actually, I always end with “So when do I start?”.
Jokingly, of course.
…granted, after you’ve gotten the meat and potatoes of the interview out of the way, it shows a bit of charisma. A light chuckle, and a hand shake to seal the deal should do it.
Candy + Alcohol Enthusiast
...these are the important things in life.