June 2012
Wait... What?: when I come over a friends house I expect →
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- A sponge bath from their parents
- my feet not to touch the ground and to be walking on $50 bills
- Your son/Daughters room to do with as I please
- A grilled cheese sandwhich
- Mike & Ikes with all the Ikes taken out
- A masturbation chamber
- my nipples to be rubbed…
- Future Child: Dad will you tell me a story?
- Me: Sure.
- Me: Water, Earth, Fire, Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.
- Future Child: Dad—
- Me: Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- Future Child: Dad what are you doing
Justin Bancroft gave me Chocolate Truffles: hobbitinthetardis replied to your post: Oh my gosh are you canadian? …... →
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hobbitinthetardis replied to your post: Oh my gosh are you canadian?
… What is bagged milk? O___o
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW OF THE WONDERS OF BAGGED MILK
IT IS FUCKING AWESOME
FUCKING MILK IN A BAG
SEE THOSE CARTONS? CARTONS ARE FOR BITCHES
THE BAG IS…
