September 2012
A haiku about Mario Kart
hippiebones:
Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up
August 2012
mau5pool asked: I know how you feel man, porn is gettin to strange.
im-a-walking-paradox:
kanyezus:
nothing beats a girl with really nice long hair
what about chris brown
1 tag
I'm done with porn...
This bitch just turned her asshole INSIDE OUT (some shit called “prolapse”)…
-wait-
…that shit looked like a big meaty rose, and her friend was givin’ her a rim job…
-wait-
…then her OTHER friend fit her whole foot into her asshole.
How the FUCK did I manage not to bat an eye during 2 Girls, 1 Cup,
but THIS has got me all fucked up?
But....
ladyraniervuitton:
This bitches eyebrows look like fucking boomerangs doe. They look like Nike symbols. They look like obtuse angles doe. They look complicated. They intrigue me.
I just found out that Jordin Sparks is with Jason...
itsexclusive:
At first, I was like…
Fine ass Jordin Sparks gettin piped by some square, Rubik cube, sucka ass dude named Jason Derulo..
This guy?^^^
He ain’t hittin’ it right, the most he do is sang duets with her. I know, being real salty right now and throwing shade at dude but you know what?…
3 tags
deliciouskaek:
jensenvagackles:
vive-la-vie-boheme:
mauvecardigans:
kissedbyflame:
captainwolfos:
atumn:
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.
Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney pooped his pajama, pass it...
usingtimewisely:
the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
