So,
my friend is getting married
and asked me to be one of his groomsman.
Of course I accepted.
He then proceeds to tell me that him and his girl
decided to go with a “Pirate Themed” wedding.
Now I’m really excited!
…then they said it was gonna be “off the Hook”

…and that’s when I hung up the phone.

…but seriously , I’m so down for this shit!
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